Not only do we pride ourselves on playing the greatest
music on the planet, Soul, Funk, Jazz, Motown, Old School Breaks, Funky 60's 70's, 80's, 90's and a splash of 'now'.
we also have a reputation for being the most hassle free club in the City.
You see, all the blokes who come to our club, generally, come for the music, which makes for a great, stress free, no putting up with idiots environment for a great girly night out. Many of our loyal regulars were 1st timers from hen nights who had such a scream that they are now totally hooked on our unique music and unpretentious venue!
Before commencing with your enquiry we do ask that you do do your homework on the club, especially the music we play.. Have a good poke around this site, download the mixtapes, get the rest of your group to do so to, many groups may come here expecting to hear cheesy music, R&B or house because they have not checked properly, it can be devastating for a hen group to be sat in a corner miserable because they can't hear their favourite songs. If you are after a night of cheesy chart music, R&B, House then we will not be the best place for you to party, However, if you are looking for a really great, unique, funky night with loads of Soul, Motown, Funk, Rare Groove, Soulful Disco, and generally funky music from four decades then this is the place for you.
If and when you decide to join us, Your bride to be will enjoy free admission to the club. The rest of your party will pay the normal admission rate. However we realise that hen parties often go for meals etc before arriving and the last thing you want to do is stand in our huge queue, so will give you guaranteed front of the queue express admission until 11:00 p.m.
This offer is only available by prior arrangement by e-mailing us on Funkyfishclub@newmadeirahotel.com or by calling on this number: 01273698331
In the case of large parties we will ask you to help up speed up our admission process by having your admission money ready so we can get you straight in.
EVERY SATURDAY @ THE FUNKYFISH CLUB,
THE DREAM BOYS SHOW!
Every Saturday Evening (6.30pm to 9.30pm) At The Funky Fish Club In Brighton
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Your Ticket Includes:
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One of the contributing factors to our success is our strict control on the door of male groups.
We do admit groups of guys, If you wish to come and join us I can say only this, our door team are very proficient at spotting a potentially problematic group, on the same strength, they are equally good at letting in groups of clearly nice guys. So if you have any doubts about any members of your party I would suggest you put some thought as to whether you will try and come, but if you are 100% convinced that a door team would look at your group and perceive that you are all good blokes just out for a a great time then try by all means, bear in mind also that entry may depend on how the male female ratio looks at your time of arrival.
If you are convinced you are all good guys out for a good crack then I would suggest you arrived before 10.30 to allow yourself time to make other arrangements should you not be allowed in. Also, your entry will be on condition that 2 or 3 of you leave, and sign for, their driving licences or passports for the duration of the evening, they are signed for in front of their owner on CCTV, this is a practise that has the approval of the local authorities and is the number one reason we NEVER have trouble in the club, apart of course from our great vibe! ID's can be collected at the end of the evening or, if forgotten, from the New Madeira Hotel, nextdoor, the morning after.
If you have any questions that have not been answered here, do feel free to get in touch with us and we'll try and put you in the picture as best we can. Thanks again for your enquiry, and we hope to see you soon..
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After you are certain that you wish to join us we will then welcome you with open arms and get the dance floor polished ready for your arrival !!!
The Funky Fish Club